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Due to a PR fiasco, Walmart no longer offers __________.
9 hours ago
36 Flightless birds.
__________ is a slippery slope that leads to __________.
9 hours ago
1 Breaking out into song and dance.
Suicidal thoughts.
I got 99 problems but __________ ain't one.
18 hours ago
57 Vehicular manslaughter.
What will always get you laid?
19 hours ago
69 All-you-can-eat shrimp for $4.99.
__________. That's how I want to die.
33 hours ago
69 Sniffing glue.
TSA guidelines now prohibit __________ on airplanes.
43 hours ago
67 Sexy Siamese twins.
A romantic candlelit dinner would be incomplete without __________.
63 hours ago
53 Arnold Schwarzenegger.
What's the next Happy Meal® toy?
63 hours ago
93 Balls.
Why do I hurt all over?
63 hours ago
70 Sweet, sweet vengeance.
In its new tourism campaign, Detroit proudly proclaims that it has finally eliminated __________.
65 hours ago
60 Tangled Slinkys.
When I am a billionaire, I shall erect a 50-foot statue to commemorate __________.
z | 1
A good sniff.
x | 2
Kids with ass cancer.
c | 3
Wifely duties.
 
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