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In its new tourism campaign, Detroit proudly proclaims that it has finally eliminated __________.
80 mins ago
81 Tom Cruise.
After Hurricane Katrina, Sean Penn brought __________ to the people of New Orleans.
2 hours ago
89 A can of whoop-ass.
But before I kill you, Mr. Bond, I must show you __________.
2 hours ago
42 Steve Irwin.
When I am a billionaire, I shall erect a 50-foot statue to commemorate __________.
52 hours ago
39 Sarah Palin.
What's the crustiest?
138 hours ago
50 Lunchables™.
And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for __________.
138 hours ago
36 Saxophone solos.
What helps Obama unwind?
226 hours ago
48 PCP.
While the United States raced the Soviet Union to the moon, the Mexican government funneled millions of pesos into research on __________.
239 hours ago
54 Being rich.
In his new self-produced album, Kanye West raps over the sounds of __________.
286 hours ago
126 German dungeon porn.
I drink to forget __________.
286 hours ago
99 Pac-Man uncontrollably guzzling cum.
Studies show that lab rats navigate mazes 50 percent faster after being exposed to __________.
z | 1
The Make-A-Wish Foundation.
x | 2
A mopey zoo lion.
c | 3
Pooping back and forth. Forever.
 
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