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In L.A. County Jail, word is you can trade 200 cigarettes for __________.
89 mins ago
50 A low standard of living.
In M. Night Shyamalan's new movie, Bruce Willis discovers that __________ had really been __________ all along.
90 mins ago
1 A gentle caress of the inner thigh.
Altar boys.
That's right, I killed __________. How, you ask? __________.
91 mins ago
2 Puppies!
Harry Potter erotica.
It's a pity that kids these days are all getting involved with __________.
93 mins ago
84 Not reciprocating oral sex.
Life was difficult for cavemen before __________.
95 mins ago
62 Michelle Obama's arms.
When I was tripping on acid, __________ turned into __________.
96 mins ago
1 Dropping a chandelier on your enemies and riding the rope up.
My humps.
Rumor has it that Vladimir Putin's favorite dish is __________ stuffed with __________.
98 mins ago
1 Overpowering your father.
Bingeing and purging.
What has been making life difficult at the nudist colony?
99 mins ago
53 Jewish fraternities.
In his new self-produced album, Kanye West raps over the sounds of __________.
101 mins ago
97 Pooping in the soup.
And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for __________.
102 mins ago
60 Her Royal Highness, Queen Elizabeth II.
While the United States raced the Soviet Union to the moon, the Mexican government funneled millions of pesos into research on __________.
z | 1
Words, words, words.
x | 2
Hunting accidents.
c | 3
Shaquille O'Neal's acting career.
 
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