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Dear Abby, I'm having some trouble with __________ and would like your advice.
118 hours ago
80 Flavored condoms.
I got 99 problems but __________ ain't one.
118 hours ago
61 Her Royal Highness, Queen Elizabeth II.
MTV's new reality show features eight washed-up celebrities living with __________.
118 hours ago
88 My dick.
Next on ESPN2: The World Series of __________.
118 hours ago
123 Panda sex.
Studies show that lab rats navigate mazes 50 percent faster after being exposed to __________.
118 hours ago
63 Judge Judy.
What is Batman's guilty pleasure?
133 hours ago
63 Lactation.
What are my parents hiding from me?
133 hours ago
95 Dead parents.
During sex, I like to think about __________.
133 hours ago
63 A zesty breakfast burrito.
I never truly understood __________ until I encountered __________.
133 hours ago
2 Tentacle porn.
A good sniff.
What is Batman's guilty pleasure?
153 hours ago
30 Re-gifting.
After the earthquake, Sean Penn brought __________ to the people of Haiti.
z | 1
The milk man.
x | 2
Necrophilia.
c | 3
Prancing.
 
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