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That's right, I killed __________. How, you ask? __________.
29 mins ago
1 Scientology.
Child abuse.
In its new tourism campaign, Detroit proudly proclaims that it has finally eliminated __________.
31 mins ago
55 The heart of a child.
Science will never explain the origin of __________.
32 mins ago
54 Dave Matthews Band.
In L.A. County Jail, word is you can trade 200 cigarettes for __________.
43 hours ago
50 A low standard of living.
In M. Night Shyamalan's new movie, Bruce Willis discovers that __________ had really been __________ all along.
44 hours ago
1 A gentle caress of the inner thigh.
Altar boys.
That's right, I killed __________. How, you ask? __________.
44 hours ago
2 Puppies!
Harry Potter erotica.
It's a pity that kids these days are all getting involved with __________.
44 hours ago
84 Not reciprocating oral sex.
Life was difficult for cavemen before __________.
44 hours ago
62 Michelle Obama's arms.
When I was tripping on acid, __________ turned into __________.
44 hours ago
1 Dropping a chandelier on your enemies and riding the rope up.
My humps.
Rumor has it that Vladimir Putin's favorite dish is __________ stuffed with __________.
44 hours ago
1 Overpowering your father.
Bingeing and purging.
When all else fails, I can always masturbate to __________.
z | 1
Fiery poops.
x | 2
Arnold Schwarzenegger.
c | 3
Porn stars.
 
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