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He who controls __________ controls the world.
79 mins ago
77 Incest.
When all else fails, I can always masturbate to __________.
8 hours ago
41 AXE Body Spray.
In the distant future, historians will agree that __________ marked the beginning of America's decline.
19 hours ago
94 Viagra®.
What are my parents hiding from me?
30 hours ago
28 Go-gurt.
What are my parents hiding from me?
30 hours ago
56 The Kool-Aid Man.
White people like __________.
156 hours ago
50 Alcoholism.
I got 99 problems but __________ ain't one.
180 hours ago
58 Alcoholism.
Sorry everyone, I just __________.
256 hours ago
47 Golden showers.
What will I bring back in time to convince people that I am a powerful wizard?
256 hours ago
39 Estrogen.
MTV's new reality show features eight washed-up celebrities living with __________.
313 hours ago
69 Zeus's sexual appetites.
What never fails to liven up the party?
z | 1
Police brutality.
x | 2
8 oz. of sweet Mexican black-tar heroin.
c | 3
Bestiality.
 
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