Some Recent Plays
The CIA now interrogates enemy agents by repeatedly subjecting them to __________.
2 mins ago
57 Feeding Rosie O'Donnell.
Maybe she's born with it. Maybe it's __________.
3 mins ago
53 Mr. Clean, right behind you.
__________. Betcha can't have just one!
5 mins ago
37 Unfathomable stupidity.
I drink to forget __________.
6 mins ago
54 Substitute teachers.
In 1,000 years, when paper money is but a distant memory, __________ will be our currency.
7 mins ago
74 Kids with ass cancer.
What's the next Happy Meal toy?
8 mins ago
15 The drama club.
What's that sound?
9 mins ago
17 Fancy Feast.
What gives me uncontrollable gas?
11 mins ago
54 Ryan Gosling riding in on a white horse.
This is the way the world ends / This is the way the world ends / Not with a bang but with __________.
12 mins ago
38 The harsh light of day.
For my next trick, I will pull __________ out of __________.
13 mins ago
1 Daddy issues.
Goats eating cans.
__________. It's a trap!
z | 1
Viagra®.
x | 2
Getting naked and watching Nickelodeon.
c | 3
Ripping into a man's chest and pulling out his still-beating heart.
 
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