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Instead of coal, Santa now gives the bad children __________.
just now
39 Popped collars.
In Rome, there are whisperings that the Vatican has a secret room devoted to __________.
1 mins ago
38 A windmill full of corpses.
This is the way the world ends \ This is the way the world ends \ Not with a bang but with __________.
3 mins ago
77 Sexual tension.
The U.S. has begun airdropping __________ to the children of Afghanistan.
8 mins ago
81 All-you-can-eat shrimp for $4.99.
Next from J.K. Rowling: Harry Potter and the Chamber of __________.
16 mins ago
28 Chainsaws for hands.
What's my anti-drug?
17 mins ago
79 Pulling out.
Alternative medicine is now embracing the curative powers of __________.
19 mins ago
41 Making sex at her.
Betcha can't have just one!
21 mins ago
74 Scrotum tickling.
I'm sorry, Professor, but I couldn't complete my homework because of __________.
22 mins ago
64 Sniffing glue.
I do not know with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with __________.
24 mins ago
25 The folly of man.
What's the new fad diet?
z | 1
Natural male enhancement.
x | 2
My collection of high-tech sex toys.
c | 3
Paris Hilton.
 
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