Some Recent Plays
And the Academy Award for __________ goes to __________.
just now
1 A disappointing birthday party.
Passable transvestites.
War! What is it good for?
2 mins ago
52 Drinking alone.
What does Dick Cheney prefer?
4 mins ago
30 Fear itself.
I never truly understood __________ until I encountered __________.
5 mins ago
1 Cockfights.
Goats eating cans.
What's my secret power?
7 mins ago
45 Active listening.
Next on ESPN2: The World Series of __________.
8 mins ago
26 (I am doing Kegels right now.)
Instead of coal, Santa now gives the bad children __________.
10 mins ago
39 Popped collars.
In Rome, there are whisperings that the Vatican has a secret room devoted to __________.
11 mins ago
38 A windmill full of corpses.
This is the way the world ends \ This is the way the world ends \ Not with a bang but with __________.
13 mins ago
77 Sexual tension.
The U.S. has begun airdropping __________ to the children of Afghanistan.
17 mins ago
81 All-you-can-eat shrimp for $4.99.
What's that sound?
z | 1
Leveling up.
x | 2
Lady Gaga.
c | 3
Good grammar.
 
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