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__________ is a slippery slope that leads to __________.
1 mins ago
1 All-you-can-eat shrimp for $4.99.
2 Girls 1 Cup.
And the Academy Award for __________ goes to __________.
4 mins ago
1 A disappointing birthday party.
Passable transvestites.
War! What is it good for?
6 mins ago
52 Drinking alone.
What does Dick Cheney prefer?
8 mins ago
30 Fear itself.
I never truly understood __________ until I encountered __________.
9 mins ago
1 Cockfights.
Goats eating cans.
What's my secret power?
11 mins ago
45 Active listening.
Next on ESPN2: The World Series of __________.
12 mins ago
26 (I am doing Kegels right now.)
Instead of coal, Santa now gives the bad children __________.
14 mins ago
39 Popped collars.
In Rome, there are whisperings that the Vatican has a secret room devoted to __________.
15 mins ago
38 A windmill full of corpses.
This is the way the world ends \ This is the way the world ends \ Not with a bang but with __________.
17 mins ago
77 Sexual tension.
I'm sorry, Professor, but I couldn't complete my homework because of __________.
z | 1
The token minority.
x | 2
The Superdome.
c | 3
Laying an egg.
 
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