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What's my secret power?
just now
45 Active listening.
Next on ESPN2: The World Series of __________.
2 mins ago
26 (I am doing Kegels right now.)
Instead of coal, Santa now gives the bad children __________.
3 mins ago
39 Popped collars.
In Rome, there are whisperings that the Vatican has a secret room devoted to __________.
5 mins ago
38 A windmill full of corpses.
This is the way the world ends \ This is the way the world ends \ Not with a bang but with __________.
6 mins ago
77 Sexual tension.
The U.S. has begun airdropping __________ to the children of Afghanistan.
11 mins ago
81 All-you-can-eat shrimp for $4.99.
Next from J.K. Rowling: Harry Potter and the Chamber of __________.
19 mins ago
28 Chainsaws for hands.
What's my anti-drug?
21 mins ago
79 Pulling out.
Alternative medicine is now embracing the curative powers of __________.
22 mins ago
41 Making sex at her.
Betcha can't have just one!
24 mins ago
74 Scrotum tickling.
For my next trick, I will pull __________ out of __________.
z | 1
Being on fire.
x | 2
The Gulags.
c | 3
Keeping Christ in Christmas.
8 oz. of sweet Mexican black-tar heroin.
Friends who eat all the snacks.
Have some more kugel.
 
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