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When I am President of the United States, I will create the Department of __________.
2 hours ago
72 Irritable Bowel Syndrome.
What's the gift that keeps on giving?
14 hours ago
80 A sassy black woman.
During sex, I like to think about __________.
222 hours ago
115 Elderly Japanese men.
Life for American Indians was forever changed when the White Man introduced them to __________.
222 hours ago
40 Shaft.
When all else fails, I can always masturbate to __________.
249 hours ago
116 The boners of the elderly.
What will I bring back in time to convince people that I am a powerful wizard?
250 hours ago
30 Quiche.
The U.S. has begun airdropping __________ to the children of Afghanistan.
295 hours ago
94 Hipsters.
After the earthquake, Sean Penn brought __________ to the people of Haiti.
464 hours ago
45 A web of lies.
When I'm in prison, I'll have __________ smuggled in.
481 hours ago
35 Mad hacky-sack skills.
In Rome, there are whisperings that the Vatican has a secret room devoted to __________.
691 hours ago
59 Passable transvestites.
__________? There's an app for that.
z | 1
My genitals.
x | 2
A big hoopla about nothing.
c | 3
Picking up girls at the abortion clinic.
 
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