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What's that sound?
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What's my anti-drug?
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What did I bring back from Mexico?
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747 hours ago
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In his new summer comedy, Rob Schneider is __________ trapped in the body of __________.
z | 1
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x | 2
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c | 3
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Explosions.
Figgy pudding.
Licking things to claim them as your own.
 
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