Some Recent Plays
What gets better with age?
44 mins ago
115 Picking up girls at the abortion clinic.
Life was difficult for cavemen before __________.
12 hours ago
87 Raping and pillaging.
I got 99 problems but __________ ain't one.
12 hours ago
75 Stephen Hawking talking dirty.
In an attempt to reach a wider audience, the Smithsonian Museum of Natural History has opened an interactive exhibit on __________.
12 hours ago
46 Scalping.
I got 99 problems but __________ ain't one.
12 hours ago
44 Roofies.
What are my parents hiding from me?
20 hours ago
81 Erectile dysfunction.
The class field trip was completely ruined by __________.
20 hours ago
98 Necrophilia.
What is Batman's guilty pleasure?
20 hours ago
45 Republicans.
And the Academy Award for __________ goes to __________.
48 hours ago
1 The folly of man.
Genital piercings.
What will I bring back in time to convince people that I am a powerful wizard?
125 hours ago
110 Flying sex snakes.
War! What is it good for?
z | 1
Stifling a giggle at the mention of Hutus and Tutsis.
x | 2
Waking up half- naked in a Denny's parking lot.
c | 3
Bananas in Pajamas.
 
640
120
Three Card Five Card
Click a card (or use the keyboard shortcuts) to select it as the winner for this hand.

This is a work in progress - inspired by, but not affiliated with, the amazing folks at Cards Against Humanity.
The cards are a mix of CAH originals and custom original words and phrases.
#CAHOnline | by @dojohnso | Feedback & Support