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What gives me uncontrollable gas?
82 mins ago
97 Auschwitz.
What's the next Happy Meal® toy?
82 mins ago
53 My inner demons.
What's that smell?
83 mins ago
108 Anal beads.
Due to a PR fiasco, Walmart no longer offers __________.
83 mins ago
82 Pictures of boobs.
Studies show that lab rats navigate mazes 50 percent faster after being exposed to __________.
83 mins ago
82 Nipple blades.
What am I giving up for Lent?
85 mins ago
58 Estrogen.
What does Dick Cheney prefer?
85 mins ago
27 Hot people.
The CIA now interrogates enemy agents by repeatedly subjecting them to __________.
87 mins ago
29 The harsh light of day.
What are my parents hiding from me?
88 mins ago
69 A snapping turtle biting the tip of your penis.
BILLY MAYS HERE FOR __________.
25 hours ago
59 Improvised explosive devices.
Despite rumors to the contrary, I've never experienced __________.
z | 1
Getting so angry that you pop a boner.
x | 2
A windmill full of corpses.
c | 3
Re-gifting.
Slow motion.
 
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