Some Recent Plays
What gets better with age?
40 hours ago
43 The Kool-Aid Man.
When Pharaoh remained unmoved, Moses called down a Plague of __________.
40 hours ago
25 Waiting 'til marriage.
What's the next Happy Meal® toy?
40 hours ago
131 My collection of high-tech sex toys.
This season on Man vs. Wild, Bear Grylls must survive in the depths of the Amazon with only __________ and his wits.
40 hours ago
27 Actually taking candy from a baby.
I do not know with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with __________.
40 hours ago
63 Sexy Siamese twins.
What's the next superhero/sidekick duo?
40 hours ago
1 Natural male enhancement.
Science.
What did Vin Diesel eat for dinner?
40 hours ago
45 Home video of Oprah sobbing into a Lean Cuisine.
What's the gift that keeps on giving?
40 hours ago
31 Genghis Khan.
When I was tripping on acid, __________ turned into __________.
40 hours ago
1 Friends who eat all your snacks.
Too much hair gel.
During sex, I like to think about __________.
40 hours ago
45 Customer service representatives.
In M. Night Shyamalan's new movie, Bruce Willis discovers that __________ had really been __________ all along.
z | 1
Passive-aggressive Post-it notes.
x | 2
Men.
c | 3
Road head.
Deflowering the princess.
Ethnic cleansing.
Erectile dysfunction.
 
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