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When all else fails, I can always masturbate to __________.
24 hours ago
116 The boners of the elderly.
What will I bring back in time to convince people that I am a powerful wizard?
25 hours ago
30 Quiche.
The U.S. has begun airdropping __________ to the children of Afghanistan.
70 hours ago
94 Hipsters.
After the earthquake, Sean Penn brought __________ to the people of Haiti.
240 hours ago
45 A web of lies.
When I'm in prison, I'll have __________ smuggled in.
256 hours ago
35 Mad hacky-sack skills.
In Rome, there are whisperings that the Vatican has a secret room devoted to __________.
467 hours ago
59 Passable transvestites.
In a world ravaged by __________, our only solace is __________.
470 hours ago
1 Sexy pillow fights.
Police brutality.
What gets better with age?
475 hours ago
115 Picking up girls at the abortion clinic.
Life was difficult for cavemen before __________.
487 hours ago
87 Raping and pillaging.
I got 99 problems but __________ ain't one.
487 hours ago
75 Stephen Hawking talking dirty.
Life for American Indians was forever changed when the White Man introduced them to __________.
z | 1
A woman scorned.
x | 2
The heart of a child.
c | 3
Shaquille O'Neal's acting career.
 
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