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I'm sorry, Professor, but I couldn't complete my homework because of __________.
112 mins ago
45 Impotence.
Betcha can't have just one!
113 mins ago
58 Robbing a sperm bank.
In Rome, there are whisperings that the Vatican has a secret room devoted to __________.
113 mins ago
55 Mr. Snuffleupagus.
Major League Baseball has banned __________ for giving players an unfair advantage.
114 mins ago
121 Anal beads.
The class field trip was completely ruined by __________.
115 mins ago
74 Cockfights.
When Pharaoh remained unmoved, Moses called down a Plague of __________.
115 mins ago
41 Bond, James Bond.
In its new tourism campaign, Detroit proudly proclaims that it has finally eliminated __________.
115 mins ago
34 Peeing a little bit.
__________. That's how I want to die.
116 mins ago
46 Foreskin.
Despite rumors to the contrary, I've never experienced __________.
116 mins ago
77 Dying.
__________. It's a trap!
117 mins ago
53 GivesMeHope.com
The socialist governments of Scandinavia have declared that access to __________ is a basic human right.
z | 1
Home video of Oprah sobbing into a Lean Cuisine®.
x | 2
Getting so angry that you pop a boner.
c | 3
A gentle caress of the inner thigh.
 
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