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I'm sorry, Professor, but I couldn't complete my homework because of __________.
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45 Impotence.
Betcha can't have just one!
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In Rome, there are whisperings that the Vatican has a secret room devoted to __________.
89 mins ago
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Major League Baseball has banned __________ for giving players an unfair advantage.
90 mins ago
121 Anal beads.
The class field trip was completely ruined by __________.
91 mins ago
74 Cockfights.
When Pharaoh remained unmoved, Moses called down a Plague of __________.
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In its new tourism campaign, Detroit proudly proclaims that it has finally eliminated __________.
92 mins ago
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__________. That's how I want to die.
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Despite rumors to the contrary, I've never experienced __________.
93 mins ago
77 Dying.
__________. It's a trap!
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What never fails to liven up the party?
z | 1
Getting so angry that you pop a boner.
x | 2
Abstinence.
c | 3
Jerking off into a pool of children's tears.
 
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