Some Recent Plays
What's my secret power?
10 hours ago
49 Just the tip.
What's that smell?
10 hours ago
134 Dead babies.
Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?
90 hours ago
48 Those times when you get sand in your vagina.
White people like __________.
248 hours ago
31 Fancy Feast®.
What's my anti-drug?
439 hours ago
86 Those times when you get sand in your vagina.
What did I bring back from Mexico?
475 hours ago
117 An erection that lasts longer than four hours.
During sex, I like to think about __________.
562 hours ago
52 A Super Soaker™ full of cat pee.
But before I kill you, Mr. Bond, I must show you __________.
634 hours ago
17 Guys who don't call.
A romantic candlelit dinner would be incomplete without __________.
712 hours ago
28 Ghosts.
What's the crustiest?
763 hours ago
32 Stranger danger.
What's there a ton of in heaven?
z | 1
Same-sex ice dancing.
x | 2
A clandestine butt scratch.
c | 3
The Donald Trump Seal of Approval™.
 
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