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The U.S. has begun airdropping __________ to the children of Afghanistan.
72 mins ago
37 A tiny horse.
This is the way the world ends \ This is the way the world ends \ Not with a bang but with __________.
72 mins ago
69 The Care Bear Stare.
What never fails to liven up the party?
73 mins ago
25 Flightless birds.
MTV's new reality show features eight washed-up celebrities living with __________.
73 mins ago
94 The gays.
What will I bring back in time to convince people that I am a powerful wizard?
74 mins ago
59 Bananas in Pajamas.
Life was difficult for cavemen before __________.
74 mins ago
60 A wheelchair death race.
Next from J.K. Rowling: Harry Potter and the Chamber of __________.
75 mins ago
42 Ripping into a man's chest and pulling out his still-beating heart.
Science will never explain the origin of __________.
76 mins ago
21 Words, words, words.
It's a trap!
76 mins ago
56 A zesty breakfast burrito.
In the new Disney Channel Original Movie, Hannah Montana struggles with __________ for the first time.
77 mins ago
25 A grande sugar-free iced soy caramel macchiato.
What's my anti-drug?
z | 1
A Super Soaker™ full of cat pee.
x | 2
Asians who aren't good at math.
c | 3
A stray pube.
 
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