Some Recent Plays
What helps Obama unwind?
61 hours ago
48 PCP.
While the United States raced the Soviet Union to the moon, the Mexican government funneled millions of pesos into research on __________.
74 hours ago
54 Being rich.
In his new self-produced album, Kanye West raps over the sounds of __________.
121 hours ago
126 German dungeon porn.
I drink to forget __________.
121 hours ago
99 Pac-Man uncontrollably guzzling cum.
When I'm in prison, I'll have __________ smuggled in.
166 hours ago
12 (I am doing Kegels right now.)
__________: kid tested, mother approved.
278 hours ago
55 Kamikaze pilots.
In Michael Jackson's final moments, he thought about __________.
307 hours ago
55 Mistaking a retarded person for someone who's merely deaf.
__________. It's a trap!
342 hours ago
66 Irritable Bowel Syndrome.
The U.S. has begun airdropping __________ to the children of Afghanistan.
362 hours ago
68 Women in yogurt commercials.
During Picasso's often-overlooked Brown Period, he produced hundreds of paintings of __________.
362 hours ago
60 Ryan Gosling riding in on a white horse.
Why can't I sleep at night?
z | 1
Sean Connery.
x | 2
Crumpets with the Queen.
c | 3
Douchebags on their iPhones.
 
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