Some Recent Plays
Anthropologists have recently discovered a primitive tribe that worships __________.
just now
77 A bleached asshole.
When all else fails, I can always masturbate to __________.
just now
76 RoboCop.
How am I maintaining my relationship status?
just now
92 The clitoris.
Next on ESPN2: The World Series of __________.
1 mins ago
48 Being a dinosaur.
Instead of coal, Santa now gives the bad children __________.
2 mins ago
118 Irritable Bowel Syndrome.
When all else fails, I can always masturbate to __________.
20 hours ago
26 Quivering jowls.
Maybe she's born with it. Maybe it's __________.
22 hours ago
108 Viagra®.
In its new tourism campaign, Detroit proudly proclaims that it has finally eliminated __________.
22 hours ago
91 The gays.
Next on ESPN2: The World Series of __________.
22 hours ago
86 Tasteful sideboob.
What's my anti-drug?
22 hours ago
42 Frolicking.
The socialist governments of Scandinavia have declared that access to __________ is a basic human right.
z | 1
The folly of man.
x | 2
Getting really high.
c | 3
BATMAN!!!
 
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