Some Recent Plays
The CIA now interrogates enemy agents by repeatedly subjecting them to __________.
7 hours ago
47 Ripping into a man's chest and pulling out his still-beating heart.
Alternative medicine is now embracing the curative powers of __________.
7 hours ago
83 Pac-Man uncontrollably guzzling cum.
Sorry everyone, I just __________.
7 hours ago
60 GoGurt.
What do old people smell like?
7 hours ago
21 Actually taking candy from a baby.
What does Dick Cheney prefer?
80 hours ago
51 Half-assed foreplay.
__________: kid tested, mother approved.
120 hours ago
100 Bestiality.
What's the next Happy Meal® toy?
141 hours ago
57 Smegma.
What's the next superhero/sidekick duo?
196 hours ago
1 My collection of high-tech sex toys.
Britney Spears at 55.
__________. It's a trap!
203 hours ago
31 Poor life choices.
He who controls __________ controls the world.
212 hours ago
121 Tentacle porn.
While the United States raced the Soviet Union to the moon, the Mexican government funneled millions of pesos into research on __________.
z | 1
Steve Irwin.
x | 2
Black people.
c | 3
Child beauty pageants.
 
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