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What would grandma find disturbing, yet oddly charming?
11 mins ago
19 Breaking out into song and dance.
What's the next superhero/sidekick duo?
12 mins ago
1 The token minority.
Nicolas Cage.
Betcha can't have just one!
12 mins ago
59 Puppies!
While the United States raced the Soviet Union to the moon, the Mexican government funneled millions of pesos into research on __________.
12 mins ago
33 Italians.
What are my parents hiding from me?
13 mins ago
64 Twinkies®.
After the earthquake, Sean Penn brought __________ to the people of Haiti.
13 mins ago
60 The violation of our most basic human rights.
What's Teach for America using to inspire inner city students to succeed?
13 mins ago
55 Tickle Me Elmo™.
In 1,000 years, when paper money is but a distant memory, __________ will be our currency.
14 mins ago
58 Goblins.
In Rome, there are whisperings that the Vatican has a secret room devoted to __________.
15 mins ago
51 Whitney Houston.
I got 99 problems but __________ ain't one.
16 mins ago
85 Full frontal nudity.
What did the US airdrop to the children of Afghanistan?
z | 1
Glenn Beck being harried by a swarm of buzzards.
x | 2
Statistically validated stereotypes.
c | 3
Genetically engineered super-soldiers.
 
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