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In the distant future, historians will agree that __________ marked the beginning of America's decline.
10 hours ago
94 Viagra®.
What are my parents hiding from me?
21 hours ago
28 Go-gurt.
What are my parents hiding from me?
21 hours ago
56 The Kool-Aid Man.
White people like __________.
147 hours ago
50 Alcoholism.
I got 99 problems but __________ ain't one.
170 hours ago
58 Alcoholism.
Sorry everyone, I just __________.
246 hours ago
47 Golden showers.
What will I bring back in time to convince people that I am a powerful wizard?
246 hours ago
39 Estrogen.
MTV's new reality show features eight washed-up celebrities living with __________.
304 hours ago
69 Zeus's sexual appetites.
Rumor has it that Vladimir Putin's favorite dish is __________ stuffed with __________.
304 hours ago
1 Centaurs.
A death ray.
What would grandma find disturbing, yet oddly charming?
304 hours ago
72 8 oz. of sweet Mexican black-tar heroin.
Lifetime® presents __________, the story of __________.
z | 1
Bill Nye the Science Guy.
x | 2
Genghis Khan.
c | 3
Bond, James Bond.
The American Dream.
Improvised explosive devices.
Judge Judy.
 
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