Some Recent Plays
What did Vin Diesel eat for dinner?
4 hours ago
91 Flying sex snakes.
What's the next superhero/sidekick duo?
4 hours ago
1 The Kool-Aid Man.
Sexy Siamese twins.
Sorry everyone, I just __________.
10 hours ago
48 Shaft.
__________ is a slippery slope that leads to __________.
91 hours ago
1 Eating all of the cookies before the AIDS bake-sale.
Edible underpants.
Life for American Indians was forever changed when the White Man introduced them to __________.
131 hours ago
99 Bitches.
I'm sorry, Professor, but I couldn't complete my homework because of __________.
133 hours ago
45 Impotence.
Betcha can't have just one!
133 hours ago
58 Robbing a sperm bank.
In Rome, there are whisperings that the Vatican has a secret room devoted to __________.
133 hours ago
55 Mr. Snuffleupagus.
Major League Baseball has banned __________ for giving players an unfair advantage.
133 hours ago
121 Anal beads.
The class field trip was completely ruined by __________.
133 hours ago
74 Cockfights.
What's a girl's best friend?
z | 1
Friendly fire.
x | 2
My inner demons.
c | 3
A snapping turtle biting the tip of your penis.
 
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