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When all else fails, I can always masturbate to __________.
2 hours ago
41 AXE Body Spray.
In the distant future, historians will agree that __________ marked the beginning of America's decline.
13 hours ago
94 Viagra®.
What are my parents hiding from me?
24 hours ago
28 Go-gurt.
What are my parents hiding from me?
24 hours ago
56 The Kool-Aid Man.
White people like __________.
150 hours ago
50 Alcoholism.
I got 99 problems but __________ ain't one.
174 hours ago
58 Alcoholism.
Sorry everyone, I just __________.
250 hours ago
47 Golden showers.
What will I bring back in time to convince people that I am a powerful wizard?
250 hours ago
39 Estrogen.
MTV's new reality show features eight washed-up celebrities living with __________.
307 hours ago
69 Zeus's sexual appetites.
Rumor has it that Vladimir Putin's favorite dish is __________ stuffed with __________.
307 hours ago
1 Centaurs.
A death ray.
Why do I hurt all over?
z | 1
A middle-aged man on roller skates.
x | 2
Surprise sex!
c | 3
Goats eating cans.
 
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