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For my next trick, I will pull __________ out of __________.
76 mins ago
1 A passionate Latino lover.
Doing the right thing.
Maybe she's born with it. Maybe it's __________.
2 hours ago
71 The economy.
__________. It's a trap!
3 hours ago
31 Keanu Reeves.
For my next trick, I will pull __________ out of __________.
5 hours ago
1 Quivering jowls.
Suicidal thoughts.
What am I giving up for Lent?
5 hours ago
23 Flash flooding.
Next on ESPN2: The World Series of __________.
5 hours ago
37 My relationship status.
What do old people smell like?
5 hours ago
17 Dancing with a broom.
Sorry everyone, I just __________.
5 hours ago
46 Gary Coleman.
What's the most emo?
6 hours ago
44 Smegma.
Due to a PR fiasco, Walmart no longer offers __________.
6 hours ago
116 Dead babies.
In his new summer comedy, Rob Schneider is __________ trapped in the body of __________.
z | 1
Revenge fucking.
x | 2
Ring Pops™.
c | 3
Vehicular homicide.
Dancing with a broom.
Panda sex.
Pac-Man uncontrollably guzzling cum.
 
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