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What do old people smell like?
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29 Whipping it out.
What's the new fad diet?
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62 Home video of Oprah sobbing into a Lean Cuisine®.
Dear Abby, I'm having some trouble with __________ and would like your advice.
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64 A fetus.
After the earthquake, Sean Penn brought __________ to the people of Haiti.
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50 Jew-fros.
__________: good to the last drop.
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106 Panda sex.
In L.A. County Jail, word is you can trade 200 cigarettes for __________.
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42 Keanu Reeves.
When I pooped, what came out of my butt?
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44 Glenn Beck being harried by a swarm of buzzards.
It's a trap!
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80 A sassy black woman.
What's the next Happy Meal® toy?
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43 Praying the gay away.
__________. It's a trap!
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78 Lady Gaga.
What do old people smell like?
z | 1
The Care Bear Stare.
x | 2
A wheelchair death race.
c | 3
The KKK.
 
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