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Rumor has it that Vladimir Putin's favorite dish is __________ stuffed with __________.
2 hours ago
1 Glenn Beck catching his scrotum on a curtain hook.
Powerful thighs.
In the new Disney Channel Original Movie, Hannah Montana struggles with __________ for the first time.
11 hours ago
45 A reach-around.
Sorry everyone, I just __________.
11 hours ago
86 Farting into your petticoats and wafting it at Lord Gregory.
In 1,000 years, when paper money is but a distant memory, __________ will be our currency.
11 hours ago
59 Powerful thighs.
Why do I hurt all over?
21 hours ago
70 Raping and pillaging.
The CIA now interrogates enemy agents by repeatedly subjecting them to __________.
23 hours ago
55 Leaving an awkward voicemail.
It's a pity that kids these days are all getting involved with __________.
23 hours ago
64 Eastern European Turbo-Folk music.
That's right, I killed __________. How, you ask? __________.
23 hours ago
1 A moment of silence.
Muhammad (Praise Be Unto Him).
What will I bring back in time to convince people that I am a powerful wizard?
36 hours ago
31 Accidentally slipping yourself a roofie.
In the distant future, historians will agree that __________ marked the beginning of America's decline.
54 hours ago
59 Breaking out into song and dance.
Lifetime® presents __________, the story of __________.
z | 1
Go-gurt.
x | 2
Waiting 'til marriage.
c | 3
Shapeshifters.
Winking at old people.
Space muffins.
The miracle of childbirth.
 
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