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For my next trick, I will pull __________ out of __________.
1 mins ago
1 Daddy issues.
Goats eating cans.
What will I bring back in time to convince people that I am a powerful wizard?
2 mins ago
37 Waking up half- naked in a Denny's parking lot.
In the distant future, historians will agree that __________ marked the beginning of America's decline.
3 mins ago
17 This answer is postmodern.
Alternative medicine is now embracing the curative powers of __________.
4 mins ago
20 Team building exercises.
What's the next superhero/sidekick duo?
5 mins ago
3 Waiting 'til marriage.
Pulling out.
He who controls __________ controls the world.
7 mins ago
51 Christopher Walken.
When Pharaoh remained unmoved, Moses called down a Plague of __________.
8 mins ago
95 Genital piercings.
What's the next Happy Meal® toy?
9 mins ago
33 Party poopers.
What did Vin Diesel eat for dinner?
10 mins ago
42 Lactation.
What am I giving up for Lent?
11 mins ago
47 Dorito breath.
Life was difficult for cavemen before __________.
z | 1
Dick Cheney.
x | 2
Swooping.
c | 3
A crappy little hand.
 
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