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Dear Abby, I'm having some trouble with __________ and would like your advice.
5 hours ago
80 Flavored condoms.
I got 99 problems but __________ ain't one.
5 hours ago
61 Her Royal Highness, Queen Elizabeth II.
MTV's new reality show features eight washed-up celebrities living with __________.
5 hours ago
88 My dick.
Next on ESPN2: The World Series of __________.
5 hours ago
123 Panda sex.
Studies show that lab rats navigate mazes 50 percent faster after being exposed to __________.
5 hours ago
63 Judge Judy.
What is Batman's guilty pleasure?
20 hours ago
63 Lactation.
What are my parents hiding from me?
20 hours ago
95 Dead parents.
During sex, I like to think about __________.
20 hours ago
63 A zesty breakfast burrito.
I never truly understood __________ until I encountered __________.
20 hours ago
2 Tentacle porn.
A good sniff.
What is Batman's guilty pleasure?
40 hours ago
30 Re-gifting.
Rumor has it that Vladimir Putin's favorite dish is __________ stuffed with __________.
z | 1
Glenn Beck convulsively vomiting as a brood of crab spiders hatches in his brain and erupts from his tear ducts.
x | 2
Sean Connery.
c | 3
Black people.
Waterboarding.
African children.
Shorties and blunts.
 
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