Some Recent Plays
What is Batman's guilty pleasure?
9 hours ago
63 Lactation.
What are my parents hiding from me?
9 hours ago
95 Dead parents.
During sex, I like to think about __________.
9 hours ago
63 A zesty breakfast burrito.
I never truly understood __________ until I encountered __________.
9 hours ago
2 Tentacle porn.
A good sniff.
What is Batman's guilty pleasure?
29 hours ago
30 Re-gifting.
I got 99 problems but __________ ain't one.
29 hours ago
80 A homoerotic volleyball montage.
But before I kill you, Mr. Bond, I must show you __________.
29 hours ago
110 The Thong Song.
What's a girl's best friend?
37 hours ago
29 Re-gifting.
Next on ESPN2: The World Series of __________.
37 hours ago
33 I'm friends with your dad on Facebook.
TSA guidelines now prohibit __________ on airplanes.
37 hours ago
43 Gandhi.
Rumor has it that Vladimir Putin's favorite dish is __________ stuffed with __________.
z | 1
Glenn Beck convulsively vomiting as a brood of crab spiders hatches in his brain and erupts from his tear ducts.
x | 2
Picking up girls at the abortion clinic.
c | 3
The Force.
Waterboarding.
A can of whoop-ass.
Queefing.
 
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