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What brought the orgy to a grinding halt?
12 hours ago
62 My collection of high-tech sex toys.
In an attempt to reach a wider audience, the Smithsonian Museum of Natural History has opened an interactive exhibit on __________.
12 hours ago
49 Puppies!
What's that smell?
12 hours ago
91 Coat hanger abortions.
This is the way the world ends / This is the way the world ends / Not with a bang but with __________.
12 hours ago
45 Eastern European Turbo-Folk music.
He who controls __________ controls the world.
12 hours ago
63 Racism.
The socialist governments of Scandinavia have declared that access to __________ is a basic human right.
161 hours ago
33 Heartwarming orphans.
In Rome, there are whisperings that the Vatican has a secret room devoted to __________.
162 hours ago
39 Eating the last known bison.
The CIA now interrogates enemy agents by repeatedly subjecting them to __________.
162 hours ago
33 Waiting 'til marriage.
Why do I hurt all over?
162 hours ago
33 A mopey zoo lion.
I wish I hadn't lost the instruction manual for __________.
162 hours ago
56 Police brutality.
Lifetime® presents __________, the story of __________.
z | 1
Amputees.
x | 2
Multiple stab wounds.
c | 3
World peace.
Mad hacky-sack skills.
Drinking alone.
The Donald Trump Seal of Approval™.
 
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