Some Recent Plays
Anthropologists have recently discovered a primitive tribe that worships __________.
2 hours ago
45 Impotence.
What is Batman's guilty pleasure?
10 hours ago
72 Not giving a shit about the Third World.
What ended my last relationship?
10 hours ago
100 An erection that lasts longer than four hours.
What did Vin Diesel eat for dinner?
240 hours ago
91 Flying sex snakes.
What's the next superhero/sidekick duo?
240 hours ago
1 The Kool-Aid Man.
Sexy Siamese twins.
Sorry everyone, I just __________.
246 hours ago
48 Shaft.
__________ is a slippery slope that leads to __________.
327 hours ago
1 Eating all of the cookies before the AIDS bake-sale.
Edible underpants.
Life for American Indians was forever changed when the White Man introduced them to __________.
367 hours ago
99 Bitches.
I'm sorry, Professor, but I couldn't complete my homework because of __________.
369 hours ago
45 Impotence.
Betcha can't have just one!
369 hours ago
58 Robbing a sperm bank.
When Pharaoh remained unmoved, Moses called down a Plague of __________.
z | 1
Not giving a shit about the Third World.
x | 2
FALCON PUNCH!!!
c | 3
Puppies!
 
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