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TSA guidelines now prohibit __________ on airplanes.
just now
122 That one gay Teletubby.
I do not know with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with __________.
just now
91 Fiery poops.
Maybe she's born with it. Maybe it's __________.
1 mins ago
71 Cybernetic enhancements.
In L.A. County Jail, word is you can trade 200 cigarettes for __________.
1 mins ago
104 72 virgins.
During Picasso's often-overlooked Brown Period, he produced hundreds of paintings of __________.
1 mins ago
85 Irritable Bowel Syndrome.
How am I maintaining my relationship status?
2 mins ago
56 Dying.
This is the way the world ends / This is the way the world ends / Not with a bang but with __________.
2 mins ago
96 Irritable Bowel Syndrome.
I got 99 problems but __________ ain't one.
2 mins ago
80 Mouth herpes.
Despite rumors to the contrary, I've never experienced __________.
2 mins ago
91 Getting abducted by Peter Pan.
What's the crustiest?
2 mins ago
73 White people.
In its new tourism campaign, Detroit proudly proclaims that it has finally eliminated __________.
z | 1
Adderall™.
x | 2
Showing up to an orgy for the food.
c | 3
Rip Torn dropkicking anti-Semitic lesbians.
 
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