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During Picasso's often-overlooked Brown Period, he produced hundreds of paintings of __________.
just now
85 Irritable Bowel Syndrome.
How am I maintaining my relationship status?
just now
56 Dying.
This is the way the world ends / This is the way the world ends / Not with a bang but with __________.
just now
96 Irritable Bowel Syndrome.
I got 99 problems but __________ ain't one.
just now
80 Mouth herpes.
Despite rumors to the contrary, I've never experienced __________.
just now
91 Getting abducted by Peter Pan.
What's the crustiest?
1 mins ago
73 White people.
What will always get you laid?
1 mins ago
79 Viagra®.
I'm sorry, Professor, but I couldn't complete my homework because of __________.
1 mins ago
30 Mr. Clean, right behind you.
What are my parents hiding from me?
2 mins ago
93 Dead parents.
Sorry everyone, I just __________.
3 mins ago
64 Vigorous jazz hands.
What will I bring back in time to convince people that I am a powerful wizard?
z | 1
Doin' it in the butt.
x | 2
The token minority.
c | 3
A bleached asshole.
 
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