Some Recent Plays
What will I bring back in time to convince people that I am a powerful wizard?
just now
48 Scientology.
In a world ravaged by __________, our only solace is __________.
1 mins ago
1 Actually taking candy from a baby.
My inner demons.
War! What is it good for?
2 mins ago
73 Racism.
What's my secret power?
4 mins ago
32 Embryonic stem cells.
I learned the hard way that you can't cheer up a grieving friend with __________.
13 hours ago
28 Substitute teachers.
The socialist governments of Scandinavia have declared that access to __________ is a basic human right.
16 hours ago
66 White privilege.
A romantic candlelit dinner would be incomplete without __________.
16 hours ago
36 The token minority.
What gets better with age?
27 hours ago
38 Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch.
Betcha can't have just one!
57 hours ago
80 Sudden Poop Explosion Disease.
Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?
57 hours ago
89 Mr. Snuffleupagus.
__________: good to the last drop.
z | 1
Peeing a little bit.
x | 2
Me time.
c | 3
Keg stands.
 
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