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The CIA now interrogates enemy agents by repeatedly subjecting them to __________.
75 mins ago
55 Leaving an awkward voicemail.
It's a pity that kids these days are all getting involved with __________.
75 mins ago
64 Eastern European Turbo-Folk music.
That's right, I killed __________. How, you ask? __________.
76 mins ago
1 A moment of silence.
Muhammad (Praise Be Unto Him).
What will I bring back in time to convince people that I am a powerful wizard?
14 hours ago
31 Accidentally slipping yourself a roofie.
In the distant future, historians will agree that __________ marked the beginning of America's decline.
32 hours ago
59 Breaking out into song and dance.
I drink to forget __________.
104 hours ago
77 Preteens.
I wish I hadn't lost the instruction manual for __________.
127 hours ago
67 Men.
What's the next superhero/sidekick duo?
127 hours ago
1 Nazis.
Booby-trapping the house to foil burglars.
TSA guidelines now prohibit __________ on airplanes.
127 hours ago
63 Vikings.
What helps Obama unwind?
131 hours ago
65 Sweet, sweet vengeance.
And the Academy Award for __________ goes to __________.
z | 1
A sausage festival.
x | 2
Crumpets with the Queen.
c | 3
Passing a kidney stone.
Surprise sex!
The folly of man.
Faith healing.
 
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