Some Recent Plays
What's the crustiest?
19 hours ago
50 Lunchables™.
And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for __________.
19 hours ago
36 Saxophone solos.
What helps Obama unwind?
107 hours ago
48 PCP.
While the United States raced the Soviet Union to the moon, the Mexican government funneled millions of pesos into research on __________.
120 hours ago
54 Being rich.
In his new self-produced album, Kanye West raps over the sounds of __________.
167 hours ago
126 German dungeon porn.
I drink to forget __________.
167 hours ago
99 Pac-Man uncontrollably guzzling cum.
When I'm in prison, I'll have __________ smuggled in.
212 hours ago
12 (I am doing Kegels right now.)
__________: kid tested, mother approved.
324 hours ago
55 Kamikaze pilots.
In Michael Jackson's final moments, he thought about __________.
353 hours ago
55 Mistaking a retarded person for someone who's merely deaf.
__________. It's a trap!
388 hours ago
66 Irritable Bowel Syndrome.
After Hurricane Katrina, Sean Penn brought __________ to the people of New Orleans.
z | 1
Women in yogurt commercials.
x | 2
Canned tuna with extra dolphin.
c | 3
Will Smith.
 
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