Some Recent Plays
Next on ESPN2: The World Series of __________.
just now
48 Being a dinosaur.
Instead of coal, Santa now gives the bad children __________.
1 mins ago
118 Irritable Bowel Syndrome.
When all else fails, I can always masturbate to __________.
20 hours ago
26 Quivering jowls.
Maybe she's born with it. Maybe it's __________.
22 hours ago
108 Viagra®.
In its new tourism campaign, Detroit proudly proclaims that it has finally eliminated __________.
22 hours ago
91 The gays.
Next on ESPN2: The World Series of __________.
22 hours ago
86 Tasteful sideboob.
What's my anti-drug?
22 hours ago
42 Frolicking.
What's my anti-drug?
22 hours ago
65 Saxophone solos.
Due to a PR fiasco, Walmart no longer offers __________.
22 hours ago
114 Coat hanger abortions.
What's there a ton of in heaven?
22 hours ago
32 Just the tip.
While the United States raced the Soviet Union to the moon, the Mexican government funneled millions of pesos into research on __________.
z | 1
Two midgets shitting into a bucket.
x | 2
Edible underpants.
c | 3
Scrubbing under the folds.
 
384
113
Three Card Five Card
Click a card (or use the keyboard shortcuts) to select it as the winner for this hand.

This is a work in progress - inspired by, but not affiliated with, the amazing folks at Cards Against Humanity.
The cards are a mix of CAH originals and custom original words and phrases.
#CAHOnline | by @dojohnso | Feedback & Support