Some Recent Plays
Next on ESPN2: The World Series of __________.
50 mins ago
39 Justin Bieber.
__________: kid tested, mother approved.
46 hours ago
99 Bestiality.
For my next trick, I will pull __________ out of __________.
46 hours ago
1 Land mines.
Oompa-Loompas.
Why do I hurt all over?
46 hours ago
47 Roofies.
What's my anti-drug?
46 hours ago
40 New Age music.
Coming to Broadway this season, __________: The Musical.
70 hours ago
50 The Hamburglar.
Coming to Broadway this season, __________: The Musical.
70 hours ago
51 The Care Bear Stare.
Anthropologists have recently discovered a primitive tribe that worships __________.
70 hours ago
94 Bill Nye the Science Guy.
And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for __________.
70 hours ago
36 Actually taking candy from a baby.
What will I bring back in time to convince people that I am a powerful wizard?
70 hours ago
31 (I am doing Kegels right now.)
While the United States raced the Soviet Union to the moon, the Mexican government funneled millions of pesos into research on __________.
z | 1
Hot Pockets®.
x | 2
Pac-Man uncontrollably guzzling cum.
c | 3
Saxophone solos.
 
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