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When all else fails, I can always masturbate to __________.
73 mins ago
51 Racism.
In a world ravaged by __________, our only solace is __________.
73 mins ago
2 Actually taking candy from a baby.
Dancing with a broom.
What's the next Happy Meal® toy?
74 mins ago
114 Viagra®.
The CIA now interrogates enemy agents by repeatedly subjecting them to __________.
5 hours ago
57 Feeding Rosie O'Donnell.
Maybe she's born with it. Maybe it's __________.
5 hours ago
53 Mr. Clean, right behind you.
__________. Betcha can't have just one!
5 hours ago
37 Unfathomable stupidity.
I drink to forget __________.
5 hours ago
54 Substitute teachers.
In 1,000 years, when paper money is but a distant memory, __________ will be our currency.
5 hours ago
74 Kids with ass cancer.
What's the next Happy Meal toy?
5 hours ago
15 The drama club.
What's that sound?
5 hours ago
17 Fancy Feast.
What am I giving up for Lent?
z | 1
Douchebags on their iPhones.
x | 2
Oompa-Loompas.
c | 3
I'm friends with your dad on Facebook.
 
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