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I wish I hadn't lost the instruction manual for __________.
just now
47 Gandalf.
What did I bring back from Mexico?
1 mins ago
102 Nipple blades.
In L.A. County Jail, word is you can trade 200 cigarettes for __________.
2 mins ago
42 Firing a rifle into the air while balls deep in a squealing hog.
Life for American Indians was forever changed when the White Man introduced them to __________.
4 mins ago
38 Being a busy adult with many important things to do.
What is Batman's guilty pleasure?
5 mins ago
37 Flightless birds.
What's that smell?
6 mins ago
121 Puberty.
__________ is a slippery slope that leads to __________.
8 mins ago
1 The Three-Fifths Compromise.
Tripping balls.
Rumor has it that Vladimir Putin's favorite dish is __________ stuffed with __________.
9 mins ago
1 Racially-biased SAT questions.
Being rich.
I'm sorry, Professor, but I couldn't complete my homework because of __________.
10 mins ago
60 Nip slips.
What are my parents hiding from me?
11 mins ago
38 Old-people smell.
Life was difficult for cavemen before __________.
z | 1
Dick Cheney.
x | 2
Taking off your shirt.
c | 3
Scientology.
 
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