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__________ is a slippery slope that leads to __________.
1 mins ago
1 The Three-Fifths Compromise.
Tripping balls.
Rumor has it that Vladimir Putin's favorite dish is __________ stuffed with __________.
2 mins ago
1 Racially-biased SAT questions.
Being rich.
I'm sorry, Professor, but I couldn't complete my homework because of __________.
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60 Nip slips.
What are my parents hiding from me?
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38 Old-people smell.
While the United States raced the Soviet Union to the moon, the Mexican government funneled millions of pesos into research on __________.
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61 Tangled Slinkys.
Instead of coal, Santa now gives the bad children __________.
20 hours ago
76 Not reciprocating oral sex.
How am I maintaining my relationship status?
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35 The placenta.
Next on ESPN2: The World Series of __________.
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39 Uppercuts.
In 1,000 years, when paper money is but a distant memory, __________ will be our currency.
20 hours ago
27 Hurricane Katrina.
Instead of coal, Santa now gives the bad children __________.
20 hours ago
78 Bestiality.
What would grandma find disturbing, yet oddly charming?
z | 1
The Blood of Christ.
x | 2
Lumberjack fantasies.
c | 3
Heath Ledger.
 
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