Some Recent Plays
In a world ravaged by __________, our only solace is __________.
44 mins ago
1 Sexy pillow fights.
Police brutality.
What gets better with age?
6 hours ago
115 Picking up girls at the abortion clinic.
Life was difficult for cavemen before __________.
18 hours ago
87 Raping and pillaging.
I got 99 problems but __________ ain't one.
18 hours ago
75 Stephen Hawking talking dirty.
In an attempt to reach a wider audience, the Smithsonian Museum of Natural History has opened an interactive exhibit on __________.
18 hours ago
46 Scalping.
I got 99 problems but __________ ain't one.
18 hours ago
44 Roofies.
What are my parents hiding from me?
26 hours ago
81 Erectile dysfunction.
The class field trip was completely ruined by __________.
26 hours ago
98 Necrophilia.
What is Batman's guilty pleasure?
26 hours ago
45 Republicans.
And the Academy Award for __________ goes to __________.
54 hours ago
1 The folly of man.
Genital piercings.
It's a trap!
z | 1
Dead parents.
x | 2
Genghis Khan.
c | 3
A snapping turtle biting the tip of your penis.
 
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