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Coming to Broadway this season, __________: The Musical.
just now
103 72 virgins.
I learned the hard way that you can't cheer up a grieving friend with __________.
just now
44 A zesty breakfast burrito.
And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for __________.
1 mins ago
71 The milk man.
__________. Betcha can't have just one!
2 mins ago
40 Centaurs.
Next from J.K. Rowling: Harry Potter and the Chamber of __________.
2 mins ago
81 Toni Morrison's vagina.
Alternative medicine is now embracing the curative powers of __________.
3 mins ago
41 Moral ambiguity.
Rumor has it that Vladimir Putin's favorite dish is __________ stuffed with __________.
3 mins ago
1 Balls.
Getting drunk on mouthwash.
What do old people smell like?
4 mins ago
55 Michael Jackson.
__________. That's how I want to die.
5 mins ago
86 Zeus's sexual appetites.
MTV's new reality show features eight washed-up celebrities living with __________.
6 mins ago
32 A time travel paradox.
In Michael Jackson's final moments, he thought about __________.
z | 1
Assless chaps.
x | 2
Vehicular manslaughter.
c | 3
Hipsters.
 
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