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The socialist governments of Scandinavia have declared that access to __________ is a basic human right.
just now
91 A homoerotic volleyball montage.
When I am a billionaire, I shall erect a 50-foot statue to commemorate __________.
just now
34 Teaching a robot to love.
Coming to Broadway this season, __________: The Musical.
just now
103 72 virgins.
I learned the hard way that you can't cheer up a grieving friend with __________.
1 mins ago
44 A zesty breakfast burrito.
And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for __________.
2 mins ago
71 The milk man.
__________. Betcha can't have just one!
3 mins ago
40 Centaurs.
Next from J.K. Rowling: Harry Potter and the Chamber of __________.
3 mins ago
81 Toni Morrison's vagina.
Alternative medicine is now embracing the curative powers of __________.
4 mins ago
41 Moral ambiguity.
Rumor has it that Vladimir Putin's favorite dish is __________ stuffed with __________.
4 mins ago
1 Balls.
Getting drunk on mouthwash.
What do old people smell like?
5 mins ago
55 Michael Jackson.
This is the way the world ends / This is the way the world ends / Not with a bang but with __________.
z | 1
Dead parents.
x | 2
Dwarf tossing.
c | 3
Scrotum tickling.
 
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