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What gives me uncontrollable gas?
104 mins ago
97 Auschwitz.
What's the next Happy Meal® toy?
104 mins ago
53 My inner demons.
What's that smell?
104 mins ago
108 Anal beads.
Due to a PR fiasco, Walmart no longer offers __________.
105 mins ago
82 Pictures of boobs.
Studies show that lab rats navigate mazes 50 percent faster after being exposed to __________.
105 mins ago
82 Nipple blades.
What am I giving up for Lent?
107 mins ago
58 Estrogen.
What does Dick Cheney prefer?
107 mins ago
27 Hot people.
The CIA now interrogates enemy agents by repeatedly subjecting them to __________.
109 mins ago
29 The harsh light of day.
What are my parents hiding from me?
109 mins ago
69 A snapping turtle biting the tip of your penis.
BILLY MAYS HERE FOR __________.
26 hours ago
59 Improvised explosive devices.
Alternative medicine is now embracing the curative powers of __________.
z | 1
Bosnian chicken farmers.
x | 2
Jerking off into a pool of children's tears.
c | 3
Embryonic stem cells.
 
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